sedimental

I've had to deal with such humorless people. I feel like saying to them, why not just lie down on the ground now and become sediment? Why wait? In 50 or so years you'll be blending back in the earth in some fashion. Your lack of humor displays your unblinking sobriety before that fact. If you can't bring a little music to our lives then you'd do better to return to the earth the goods you've sequestered; something good might be made of the elements of which you're composed, and the sooner the better. So go on now, lie down and submit to this process, we'd be much obliged.